The War on BOFs has stepped up a gear. Our army is growing, with people sending us photographs and videos of sightings...and one Warrior (thank you, @MistyWood1!) has even designed a car sticker for us!
However, a Warrior is only as good as his/her training. With this in mind - and with the safety and sanity of all innocent road users hanging in the balance - we've decided that we need to hone our skills. That's why we've acquired a couple of our own BOFmobiles to unleash fury upon:
See them as jousting dummies; only made of metal and likely to explode if we microwave them. (So no - we won't be microwaving them. Just to make that clear. Besides - we need our microwave for melting crayons. We like melting crayons.)
The thing is...we don't really know where to start. The only viable mode of attack that we've come up with thus far involves frozen sprouts and a catapult.
That's where YOU come in. Can you think of some suitable ways to inflict punishment on these albeit-a-little-bit-smaller-than-the-real-thing BOFmobiles?
If so, drop me (Roadrunner) a tweet here: @Goleudy; or pop a comment at the end of this post. Your best, most creative and downright ridiculous suggestions will be deliberated upon and - more than likely - followed up, videoed and posted here for everyone
to have a laugh at to learn from in the very near future. Come on, folks...imagine the carnage! We'll probably end up setting fire to the sofa and needing urgent medical attention. Woo hoo!
BOF WARRIORS UNITE!