The Coyote and Roadrunner Dictionary

If you follow either of us on Twitter, I'm sorry.  However, you may have noticed that we use a few strange terms here and there.  Of course, most of you already know what a BOF is...but what's a 'Lourk'?  Who the hell is 'Colin' and when is a sheep not a sheep?!

In this blog post, we're going to attempt to enlighten you through the medium of letters strategically placed next to each other in some sort of order.

So get a cuppa, sit back and educate yourself.  You might learn something useful*!

*This is highly unlikely.  You might smile, though.

THE COYOTE AND ROADRUNNER DICTIONARY - 2012 EDITION

A

Aberwristwatch – Aberystwyth

Abu Dhabi – Aberdyfi

Al Jazeera – Form of freeze-dried coffee

Amazing – Not amazing

Austins – Horse blinkers

B

Bappage – To be in receipt of a text message

Barcode Cock – Bird of prey common in Powys

Bastards – Gnats

Bastards – Hard to open containers

Bastards – Traffic wardens

Bastards – Wasps
Bastards - Weeverfish

Bee Cee Io Oo – BBC Radio Two
Beef Garda - Cow police
Beough - BOF exclamation or approval

Bernard – Roast chicken

BIF – BMW or Mercedes driver

Billy – Champagne

Blow job – Hair dryer
Bob - Husky

BOF – Range Rover driver
BOFahoy! - Getting a wave from a Range Rover Driver

Boffee – Black coffee

BOFroshire - Pembrokeshire

Bollock Brain – Term of endearment

Boocicle – Eastern European pushbike

Bosoms – Biscuits

Bus – Isuzu 

Buzby – Telephone

C

Car - Bus
Charts - Meteorological Tourette's 
Chepow – Monmouthshire town twinned with Japan

Colin – McDonald’s Fillet o’ Fish

Conditioner – Shampoo

Cow – Sheep
Croooss Foooxes - Pub near Dollygalloo
Crossroads - Female weather presenter

Custard – Gravy

D

DAB – A national radio station

Daffodil – Lorry

Defrag – To occupy the WC for a considerable time

Dollygalloo – Dolgellau

Dominianos – A pizza with a free photo frame
Donovan - Not flushing the toilet

Dykeson – Sandi Toksvig’s vacuum

E

ELC – Condescending voice-over artiste

Elliotts – Porta Potties

Eye Charts – Meteorological Tourette’s

F

Face Grease – Lip balm
FOBOF - Range Rover with chrome everything

Forks – Candles

Fred – Moth

G

Garda – Sheep

Giraffe – Sheep

Gobshite – Term of endearment

H

Hacketted – Severely inebriated

Hair dryer – Speed gun

Ham Sandwich – Tuna Sandwich

Hamster – Sheep

Handset – Machynlleth

Hedgehog – Sheep

Heilo – Standard Brithdir greeting

Helga – Log cabin overlord

Horse – Sheep

I

Inland Revenue – To make one’s brain work overtime

INRIX – Weatherproof jacket

J

Jacob – Very spindly spider

JK – Rather common person

JOB – National radio bingo game
Josh - A relationship of convenience

L

Llama – Sheep

Llanheadlice – Llanidloes

Lourk – Social networking voyeur

M

Maisie – Shower puff

Martin, Joyce and Darcy – Our Irish friends

Mememem - Audi
MerthyrMobile - Any car that's a violent shade of green
Mingeface – Term of endearment

Moon – Sun

Mountebank – Complete wanker

N

NEM – Mistakenly rearranged emoticon
Number 6 - Decent coffee

O

Octavia – Taxi

P

Perversion – Method of heating water

Petes – Hair straighteners

Pop Pop Pop – Error with hotel booking

Port Toilet – Port Talbot

Post Apocalyptic Movie Set – Anglesey

Princess Anneing – Masticating gum

Prodigies – Fire lighters

Puke – Particular model of Nissan

R

Rebecca – Fortifying vitamin and mineral drink

Regan – Cigarette

S

Samsung – Unreliable

SAS – Dawdling weekend drivers

Shitface – Term of endearment

Simon and Garfunkels – Men’s undergarments

Slate – Cotton

Slate – Metal

Slate – Plastic

Slate – Wood

So Long – Type of sauce; usually served with fish

Sprouts – Weapons of mass destruction

Stephanies – Cold and flu medication

T

Taiwan – Tywyn

Tarzanespam – Sleeping pills
Timothy Spall - Jacket

Tits – Light shades

Twat – To share information in 140 characters or less

V

Van - Bus
VOD – Overweight woman of a certain age

W

Whittaker – Any man with a grey beard

Wilcox – Floral neck tie

Woofing – Not quite the shilling

Wuckfit – Term of endearment

Wynne Evans – Ten pounds of money

Z

Zebra - Bus
Zip – Phenomenal display of geekiness 

*Meep Meep!*

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