Those Three Little Words

It was Valentine's Day yesterday, so we've been inspired to write something romantic.  Should we write about how much we love each other?  Nah.  How about the bliss of being with the one you adore?  You must be joking.  Perhaps we could tell you why we blame Blaenplwyf transmitter for everything?  That'll happen later.

We didn't mark Valentine's Day.  We don't really see the point of buying pink, fluffy tat in an attempt to show our adoration (unless it's got something to do with Bagpuss; we like Bagpuss.  But then he isn't tat.)  Besides, we're happy with a coffee and half a packet of Smints.  

It's those Three Little Words that mean everything.  We say three little words all the time.  In fact we were chatting on the phone last night and found that we frequently say a lot of things.  We thought we'd share our top 100 phrases in an attempt to raise a smile or two.  This list will also give you an insight into our eloquent, highly educated minds* and serve as a sort of Coyote and Roadrunner quotes page.  Like the ones you get on IMDB but without the adverts.  Or the accuracy.  Or the wit.

* Shurrup.  It's creative licence.  


So without further ado, welcome to...

COYOTE AND ROADRUNNER'S PHRASEBOOK! 

1. Fancy a Tuftie’s?
2. They’re modern trees
3. Ooh, broken windows!
4. It’s good, though
5. Second duvet required
6. That bastard Kawasaki
7. Lime poo juice
8. Ooh!  Blu-Tack!
9. After you, ma’am
10. Thank you, sir
11. You’re in Handset?
12. You’re charmingly unhinged
13. Shower of shit
14. That’s the moon
15. My face hurts
16. Look!  Golden arches!
17. Double Decker Duo
18. Pentax now rolling
19. Argh! BOFmobile alert!
20. It’s a gerbil
21. Where’s my pills?
22. Edit that out
23. Stop squeaking, please
24. We’re watching you
25. Fancy a DomiAnos?
26. Worcester Sauce crisps
27. Ooh, behave ewerself
28. You devil, you!
29. What is Englandshire?
30. More blue paint
31. You need help
32. Screw you, beetroot
33. Sign says what?
34. Your dog’s mental
35. Boring old fart
36. Where’s the exit?
37. Hide the rifle!
38. Onion rings, please
39. By pure accident
40. Your dongle’s flashing
41. Gotta be done
42. Where to next?
43. Why ask me?
44. Lemme tell you
45. Giz you shoulder
46. Tits live ‘ere!
47. I like Pimm’s
48. What’s a plan?
49. Hello, Wynnie darling
50. Opera is goppin’
51. Fecking tinted windows
52. Meep and Meep
53. Let’s rewrite this
54. It’s a FOBOF
55. Junction thirty-two
56. Who are you?
57. Memory card full
58. Chicken and mustard
59. I like cow
60. Where are we?
61. Sponsored by Morrison’s
62. Snog n’ vinegar
63. You complete pillock
64. Sounds like gravy
65. Triangles are square
66. Nice one, Monty
67. Want a Regan?
68. That was close
69. Post-apocalyptic dump
70. Where’s the road?
71. We love Babs!
72. I’m not allowed
73. It’s Roger Whittaker!
74. Time to scarper
75. Where’s the Zippo?
76. Three-legged pony
77. Need poo bags
78. Must be scented
79. No entry?  Pardon?
80. Berocca bomb needed
81. Hello, Uncle Penderyn!
82. Too much Dairylea
83. Arriving in Anglesey
84. Shortly leaving Anglesey
85. That was quick
86. Now entering Pembrokeshire
87. Now leaving Pembrokeshire
88. Was that it?
89. Too bloody royal
90. Woo!  Speed 10!
91. Holyhead’s a shithole
92. Oh no!  BIFmobile!
93. Two boffees, please
94. Where’s the loo?
95. We love sprouts
96. No bacon, thanks
97. Dirty arsed sheep!
98. BOFOGmobile fast approaching
99. That tie sucks
100. I love you