1. What's your favourite word?
Meep
2. What's your favourite TV show?
Telly shopping repeats.
3. Do you like Pembrokeshire?
Only on a leap year.
4. If you could be a human, who would you be and why?
Ena Sharples. Because you can't beat a glass of stout in the snug.
5. What's your favourite quote?
"Never buy a mermaid a pair of tights."
6. Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
The egg. Because you don't have to pay 5p for a carrier bag.
7. How do you like your bacon sandwiches?
With Frosties.
8. What one item would you rescue from your house in a fire?
The fire blanket. In case I get chilly.
9. What do you honestly think of slippers?
They're ok if they come with a pipe and a Val Doonican LP.
10. If you could punch one person in the face, who would it be and why?
Anyone who dares to wear offensive ties on television.
1. What's your favourite word?
Meep
2. What's your favourite TV show?
Wales Today
3. Do you like Pembrokeshire?
Only on Mondays and Tuesdays.
4. If you could be a human, who would you be and why?
The person who makes the pretty sprinkles that go on ice cream. They must be magic.
5. What's your favourite quote?
"I know they're built for it; but I feel sorry for those sheep."
6. Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
Depends where you are in the queue at McDonalds.
7. How do you like your bacon sandwiches?
Crispy, hot and preferably in my gob.
8. What one item would you rescue from your house in a fire?
The fire extinguisher. Those things are expensive.
9. What do you honestly think of slippers?
I only like Bagpuss ones. They wake up for ten minutes every day and tell me stories.
10. If you could punch one person in the face, who would it be and why?
Anyone who dislikes sprouts. Sprouts need love, too!
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